You have reached the horrifically written static site I wrote in pure CSS, JS, and HTML. Such a throwback amirite?

NOTE And just like my first ever website hosted on geocities way back when, this is under construction. I update it every so often to Fix All the Things.

Want to see how terrible the code is for this? Source code is at GitLab. Don't worry, I plan on fixing that up.

And now for some filler text below (from Bob Ross).

We'll put some happy little leaves here and there. It just happens - whether or not you worried about it or tried to plan it. You can do it.

If you don't like it - change it. It's your world. Put light against light - you have nothing. Put dark against dark - you have nothing. It's the contrast of light and dark that each give the other one meaning. We tell people sometimes: we're like drug dealers, come into town and get everybody absolutely addicted to painting. It doesn't take much to get you addicted. Trees cover up a multitude of sins. Just use the old one inch brush. Work on one thing at a time. Don't get carried away - we have plenty of time.

Let's get wild today. And maybe a little bush lives there. Zip. That easy. Don't hurry. Take your time and enjoy.

Let's put some highlights on these little trees. The sun wouldn't forget them. You have freedom here. The only guide is your heart. And just raise cain. If we're going to have animals around we all have to be concerned about them and take care of them. It's a very cold picture, I may have to go get my coat. It’s about to freeze me to death. Clouds are free they come and go as they please.

Just a little indication. I guess I'm a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That's okay though; I have more fun than most people. These things happen automatically. All you have to do is just let them happen. It's important to me that you're happy. What the devil. Let's go up in here, and start having some fun

Maybe there was an old trapper that lived out here and maybe one day he went to check his beaver traps, and maybe he fell into the river and drowned. You can do anything your heart can imagine. This is the fun part

I sincerely wish for you every possible joy life could bring. Get away from those little Christmas tree things we used to make in school. Sometimes you learn more from your mistakes than you do from your masterpieces. That easy.

The man who does the best job is the one who is happy at his job. You don't have to spend all your time thinking about what you're doing, you just let it happen. There are no mistakes. You can fix anything that happens. Let's build an almighty mountain. And that's when it becomes fun - you don't have to spend your time thinking about what's happening - you just let it happen.

Let all these things just sort of happen. If these lines aren't straight, your water's going to run right out of your painting and get your floor wet. In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. Just pretend you are a whisper floating across a mountain.

Absolutely no pressure. You are just a whisper floating across a mountain. That is when you can experience true joy, when you have no fear. Decide where your cloud lives. Maybe he lives right in here.

All you have to do is let your imagination go wild. We spend so much of our life looking - but never seeing. We'll throw some happy little limbs on this tree. We need a shadow side and a highlight side. Everything's not great in life, but we can still find beauty in it. These little son of a guns hide in your brush and you just have to push them out.

A tree cannot be straight if it has a crooked trunk. Life is too short to be alone, too precious. Share it with a friend. Isn't that fantastic?